Morning

"All Indians are my brothers and sisters"

And I woke up. It was 8 in the morning. Looked out of the window, somebody had turned the loudspeaker of a school towards my window. There is a school other side the street.I was unable to keep up to the school anthem so got up. Went to the bathroom, eye were still half closed. I was standing before the washbasin with eyes still half closed thinking weather to brush or not, arguing with me that the bed tea doesn’t call for brushing teeth, as the tea was boiling. I took the toothbrush and put it in my mouth at last. Still somewhat sleepy, took out a lemon from the basket and squeezed it to the last drop in the boiling compound. Lemon tea was ready. I love lemon tea. I love everything which sounds good.

By this time the loudspeaker had gone silent. Now there was  long queue outside classrooms where class monitor was checking fellow students for nails, neat uniform n all. I went to my morning walk. i spotted a park nearby.There was a whole lot of life inside. People were enjoying their retirement with their dogs, some even had wives, and some even had their grand-children i can never understand why people adopt pets when they have to get up@5 in the morning just to see them shitting. I had crush 30 times in that half an hour period.I must admit here that Delhi/NCR girls are very beautiful.One would need a strong determination to take eyes off them. Came back to room. It was the first day to the new office.Managed my documents, got ready and left for office. my office  was 7-8 kms from my place but i had to ask direction to atleast 7-8 people to reach the office.

Till now only this much .....

Will write about the new office in next chapter....

1Day oF my lyf

Chapter One: TEA
7 P.M.


I came to my room. I disturbed shailu from his sleep, asked him if he would like some tea. 'YES" he said. Went outside to shop to get milk or milk powder whichever lasts longer. Thinking about how the day went so,tensions of the job etc. Had a small altercation with the shopkeeper over a few rupees as he raised prices of some articles overnight.

Chapter Two: SHAILU
7:45 P.M.


Me: Tea is ready, get up shailu.
Shailu: (Having tea, I was expecting he would appreciiate my effort and offcourse Tea but Aaaallllll Izzz Vaaaaaiiiinnn....I mean all in vain) Kya yaar zindagi jhand (Barbaad) ho gayi hai is night shift k chakkar mein.
Shailu (He works in wipro BPO in night shift for last two months)


Shailu: Saali Zindagi Ki Gaadi Chal To Rahi Hai Magar12 Ghantey Late


   Now-a-days this has become my daily routine, but today shailu's words swept to some corner of my mind and I could feel the pain in his words of having a disturbed rather reversed lfe cycle.My day was coming to and End and His starting. What a life..? looks like m in india and he is in US.




Chapter Three: GIRL IN MY LIFE
11:30 P.M.

Still the same thoughts are passing through the passage of my mind and image appearing is of my best friend - ESHA.
She is working with one of the India's top 5 IT giants in support dept. and always has weird day, afternoon or night shifts.
And the icing on the cake is provided by the traffic which nearly consumes 5 hrs. in to & fro motion. It was in the start of her job that she used to crib about her job but now she doesn't, but it's the two years back memories which brought her image alive in my thoughts.

Chapter Four: ESHA
Esha, a 25 year old girl who looks like 15 or 16 minor.(luk @ her pic in red shirt)


A simple but strong happy-go-lucky girl who earns a new dream in every 2 hrs of her sleep & the pt. is, she remembers the minutest of details of each of her last 7-10 days dreams.Elegance and grace is something which comes naturally to her.

Requisites to be her friend:
-> You have to be yourself, natural and down to earth
-> You should be able to understand humor in which she laughs utterly even if there is no humor at ol.
-> (This should be the first point actually, this is a requisite for most of the girls) You should be able to talk and produce talks endlessly. Trust me girl will not even require food or sleep if she can have someone to talk to for even more than 24 hrs.

-> You should like actually love romantic movies
-> You have to hang out between 6-10 in the evening, she just cannot stay at home in evening
-> You should be able to dance and if not then at least appreciate her dance and especially Food(Mind IT).


Things She Does these days: If you are chatting with her, then and you are on gtalk then she would request you to chat in group chat with anyone of her friends, and she would  tell both of her friends that they are not good at group chatting.


Everything apart if she is not Phunsukh Wangddu(Aamir) of 3 Idiots then she definitely PIYA, the girl you would love to have as girl next to your door.

You might not feel over ecstatic while sharing some moments with her but you will cherish those moments forever in your life whenever you will remember them.
Above all she makes me feel special like a girl friend, cares for me like a mother and enjoys with me like a true friend.
   Friends this is my Best Friend --- Esha




Chapter Five: Sleep

Chapter ka naam padh kr samajh nahi aaya kya...bhaiya neend aa rahi hai, I am going to sleep with a hope to make a new start tomorrow.
Tomorrow is a big day for me.
Gud Nite.
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WHaT Ol CAn gO WrOnG In oNe DaY!!!!

I was pretty excited about my visit to jaipur. Plan was to drive in 2 cars, one with bhaiya and bhabhi and other with me Gudia and Golu.

Trouble started right there when we left our house, gudia forgot her mobile and we spent half an hour looking for it. Finally found it resting on a bike in parking.I must say Gudia is very fortunate to have a brother like me, who is expert at looking for lost things.
Then we started and with it started gudia's crib for the traffic, her "Unending limited knowledge" about RING road & other roads of delhi etc....Then I took over attention from her and forgot my camera @ drive through McDonald's in manesar. Though we did not know it then. (Special mention for the camera as it was the first big expensive asset which I bought with my salary that too when my salary was half of the camera price). By this time gudia and me were in the same car and family and golu were in the other. Now it was gudia's turn to perform.We went to Cafe' coffee day on the way and there we had some very good hard to pronounce and impossible to remember cold coffee. When we came out and had travelled some 35-40 kms we got a call from bhabhi. We were surprised to know that she knew that we had been to CCD, then came the hard truth that we left Hittu Bhaiya's wallet @ CCD. Actually not 'WE' it was Gudia again (Yes, I know it is hard to believe but she is just too gud at forgetting things. If forgetting things would be an industry then gudia would no-doubt be the Queen of such industry). Well we back to ccd and took the wallet. (Special mention the person who called from CCD did not know that the wallet he called about contained far more than his next three yrs advance salary, but nevertheless we got it back).

When we were returning back from jaipur, tyre of our car got bursted.

And that's how our Misadventures in the trip finally got over.

To top that,

- Gudia just cannot resist forgetting things, she forgot her cell phone 4-5 days later somewhere in her office.